are you hot or not?
what i learned from the can today:
exbf's FHM issue beckoned me to thumb through its pages. this was not only interesting reading but it prompted me to sit there for a bit longer than usual...i almost felt like a man. i'm the kind of girl that finds taking a crap taboo...i mean the idea of it is taboo. don't get me wrong....taking a crap is necessary and relieving but i also wish it was one of those things that i didn't have to think about doing. it just seems dirty. err it is! its crap! when i can, i do the number two in the dark (so i dont have to look at myself doing it or even accidentally catch a glimpse of my lovely creation) and .... (hold your breath) with my legs crossed...to maintain "grace and poise" by all means. only time lights go on is when its clean up time. i prefer pooping in the daylight without the beams of artificial light possibly adding to this ugly sight.
anyhoo if you're wondering why i titled this entry. i was inspired by FHM...
this month had jenny mcCarthy and exbf attests that she looked "damn hot". i dunno i thought she looks like white trash who won a make-over on extreme makeover. yes nice purky boobs...but the rest is airbrush magic. her outifts were on the cutesy side...i've seen better. why am i bothered? we have different tastes in women. or to put it in another way...he finds hot those that i do not. does it even matter? NO. but he's with me....and uhm i don't think i'm hot not to say that anyone does...but uhm nevermind i don't know where i'm going with this one. oh wait..it hit me. i don't like his taste in women therefore that must mean i don't agree with his liking of me?! eh? nvm. okay he even thought jenna was hotter than heidi in survivor amazon. okay nvm....sometimes she was but her attitude stunk! bitches can't be hot! its just not allowed. maybe i just "knew" her too much. but i know what exbf would be thinking: im overanalyzing. again. hey thats what blogs are for. you don't even have to read this whole entry. you can stop when you think its unbearable or unecessary. but ill keep bloging assuming that nobody reads this stuff.